These are really very humorous! And, really tickled the upper end of my humerus!
Oops! I changed one and omitted one! My bad …
Here are the winners:
> 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
> 2. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
> 3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
> 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
> 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
> 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
> 7. Giraffiti:…
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