All posts by DC Gilbert

I am an author, blogger and an un-apologetically patriotic American. I enjoy martial arts, shooting sports and writing. I currently live in Asheville, NC with my German Shepherd named Sophie.

You Just Can’t Fix Stupid!

WillieWonkaNew York: In New York State, where they already have lots of gun control laws and law-abiding citizens are already effectively rendered defenseless; it seems criminals actually do get guns … dare I say it … ILLEGALLY!  And then, they actually commit crimes with them!  And … worse yet … they shoot police officers (like the 3 officers shot in two separate shooting incidents last night) with them!  So progressives want to create even MORE defenseless law-abiding citizens … by passing still more laws for criminals to ignore?

~You can’t fix stupid!

Nearly 30,000 New Laws in 2012:  It seems that the American Sheeple are in desperate need of regulation!  With the popular re-election of President Barack Obama, the Democratic Party has been able to harness the feverish desires of the American Sheeple for even greater implementation of Progressive doctrine. In the first year of his Presidency, Obama’s administration enacted 40,697 laws, not counting the thousands of helpful and necessary regulations enacted through his Czars and various administrative organs of the State.

These regulations and laws serve to free the American Sheeple from having to worry about making bad decisions that might actually have consequences. By blindly following the regulations set forth by the Obama administration, American Sheeple will not have to be concerned about making any decisions that prove to be inconvenient … or prevent them from receiving their fair share of other people’s money.

More regulation means safety and security, and security is the only real kind of prosperity that is worth having. The Obama government guarantees prosperity for all its citizens through the equitable redistribution of the hard-working man’s earned wealth to those who simply prefer to go on the public dole.

With so many new laws, 2013 is bound to be a year of great prosperity!  President Barack Obama is so confident in his new prosperity plan that he has returned to his estate in Hawaii for the second time in a month, signaling his confidence that America is blindly marching forward towards Socialism without any real impediment or opposition.

~ Nope … you really can’t fix stupid!


Some new’s worthy humor:

  • Hurricane Isaac: a preview of things to come if Republicans go through with their plan to deregulate weather.
  • Unregulated Americans  rampage and pillage following regulatory Czar Cass Sunstein’s resignation
  • White House confirms Obama has daughters and spoke of ‘sons’ merely out of gender-blindness: ‘We all know that sexual organs are a discriminatory social construct that must be deconstructed’.
  • Taliban revise burka policy after realizing uncovered women can do more damage to US military than suicide bombers.
  • Obama to Middle East flag burners: “You didn’t burn that, somebody else made that happen”.
  • Obama blames  previous Olympics for failure to win at this Olympics.
  • China’s Peoples Daily launches attack on New York Times in what State Dept classifies as “friendly fire” incident.
  • Jay Carney: Nat’l security leaks are proof that President is fulfilling promise of most open and transparent administration ever.
  • Study: If water boarding were a sexual preference it would be part of public school curriculum.
  • Democrats sought experienced Somali pirates to help launch “Pirate the Vote” campaign in battleground states.
  • Ohio elections: Obama promotes Somali pirate participation with promise of pre-paid propaganda parrot with each swiped ballot.
  • Canadian Cannibal admits to being  influenced by Occupy Wall Street chant ‘Eat the Rich’.
  • In addition to giving   your wedding gifts to Obama, you can now also write Obama into your will, family  trust, or grant him power of attorney over your estate – all through  innovative online service at
  • Children blame their parents in pro-Obama music video produced by the Menendez brothers.
  • Obama Administration reportedly runs food stamps across the border with Mexico in an operation code-named “Fat And Furious”
  • Obama apologizes to Muslim community for foiled Federal Reserve bomb plot, blames despicable Capital One credit card commercial, promises to arrest Alec Baldwin.
  • Dems claim their attacks on Haley, Palin, Ann Romney are not “War  on Conservative Women,” but rather “Domestic Feminist Contingency  Operation”.
  • Pakistan explodes in protest over new Adobe Acrobat update; 17 local acrobats killed.
  • Democrat strategist: without government supervision, women would have never evolved into humans.
  • Tragic spelling error causes Muslim protesters to burn local boob-tube factory.
  • Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) sponsors House Resolution to have Mercury (Hg) removed from Periodic Chart as a means of fighting pollution, global warming.
  • Obama and Democrats alienate yet another loyal voter bloc: Necro-Americans.
  • Witness:  “The line at Chick-fil-A was so long, I thought Obamcare had already been  implemented.”
  • GM profits  plunge 41%; CEO to make desperate statement in favor of traditional marriage.
  • Proof of “God particle” found; ACLU files suit against astrophysicists.
  • Did you know? Dead plants and animals are an environmental tragedy; dead border patrol agents are just a statistic.

2012 in review

The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

4,329 films were submitted to the 2012 Cannes Film Festival. This blog had 27,000 views in 2012. If each view were a film, this blog would power 6 Film Festivals

Click here to see the complete report.

Obama Gives The “Do Nothing” Congress a Freakin Pay Raise?

Government spending Are you kidding me!!

So … Record spending, record deficit, looming financial problems on all fronts!   Obama points his finger at Congress, scolding them for not doing their jobs; and then … what does he do?   He quietly signs another executive order and gives them a 1.5 to 2.0 percent pay raise! Unbelievable!

Instead of cutting spending to avoid the fiscal cliff, which is a direct result of out of control government spending; Congress delays cuts, increases spending, and raises taxes.

Meanwhile Obama gives speeches in which he says, don’t you dare prevent me from spending what I have already promised … even though, once a gain, we have exceeded our own debt limit.

What a freaking joke!   Any of our grandchildren who can actually do math will never believe that we, their parents and grandparents, were this greedy, this lazy, and that this insanity actually happened. Hmmm!  Maybe that is why we are so busy dumbing-down our public schools … so they won’t be able to do the math and tell how badly we screwed them over!

As my brother put it, we are living like some kind of a bloated, immoral monster … thoughtlessly gorging itself at the free “super buffet” while the ship we all share is sinking beneath our very feet! But hey … no problem!  Not to worry!  The “free buffet” is being run up on a charge card which will be presented to our children and grandchildren for payment.  Aren’t we so very clever!?

NO!  We are not clever!  As a nation … we have become sick!!   Unlike Michelle Obama … for the first time … I am very ashamed of our country!

Gun Control Advocates Pushing Hard to Create More Helpless Victims

Handguns prohibited
Handguns prohibited (Photo credit: Jim Carson)
The UK banned handguns in 1997. The ban on ownership of handguns was introduced in 1997 as a result of the Dunblane massacre, when Thomas Hamilton opened fire at a primary school leaving 16 children and their teacher dead. Sounds eerily familiar doesn’t it.
The last estimate I saw on cia world fact book (which granted … was a few years back) was 6 million illegal handguns in the UK. Contrary to what you read in Wikipedia (or hear in the American drive-by media), BBC reported that, “A new study suggests the use of handguns in crime rose by 40% in the two years after the weapons were banned.”
Research, commissioned by the Countryside Alliance‘s Campaign for Shooting, concluded that the UK’s existing gun laws merely targeted legitimate users of firearms … and did nothing to prevent criminals from accessing and using guns for illegal purposes.
The Centre for Defence Studies at Kings College in London, which carried out its own research, said the number of crimes in which a handgun was reported increased from 2,648 in 1997/98 to 3,685 in 1999/2000. These are facts and numbers … not emotion-based arguments.
Real numbers show that American states and cities that issue concealed carry permits see a real drop in violent crime; while gun-free zones merely provide good hunting grounds for sociopathic killers. Connecticut already had draconian gun laws in place … have you tried to legally own a gun in Connecticut.
The argument for gun control is based on emotions … fear; and  labeling … and then demonizing an inanimate object all the while ignoring the real problem; the deplorable state of morality in America and the refusal of society to hold individuals accountable for their own actions. The argument against stricter gun laws is based on real numbers and historical evidence.
Part of the problem is that too many people get their ” facts” from the liberal mass media, and so they only hear the demonizing. Yes, this horrifying incident in Connecticut was tragic beyond belief.  But many facts about the circumstances of the case are not being discussed.  Instead, we have liberals screaming for more restrictions and gun bans … and disarming law-abiding, honest Americans.  In reality, if they succeed, they will only succeed in creating more potential victims and will not impact criminals in the least!
By definition … criminals do not obey laws.

52% of Americans Wallow Happily in their Ignorance

So, what are you thinking about on this beautiful, sunny Pearl Harbor Day?  Yep, it is December 7th alright.  The birds are chirping, the squirrels are happily scampering around the park.  It’s Friday and the weekend is here! Four more years of “Hope and Change” just around the corner!  What is there to not be happy about?
Well, it’s often the things we are NOT told that sneak up and bite us in the ass ….!
And what is not in the news … thanks to Obama’s propaganda machine loosely refered to as the “Liberal Media”?  How about this little tidbit?  We only added about 146,000 new jobs in November.  And … we had 3.7 times that (540,000) drop out of the labor force.  Yet … somehow … miraculously … unemployment dropped from 7.9% to 7.7%.   Once again it’s Obama’s administration feeding us total BS and still the cool aid drinkers dutifully  lap it up.
Why is it total BS you might ask?  Paula Priesse explains it quite succinctly like this:
A company has 1,000 employees.  100 get the flu.  The company’s flu rate is 100/1000 or 10%.  But then 10 die from the flu.  The company now only has 990 employees (1000-10 dead)  … but has only 90 employees  (100-10 dead) with the flu.  So the company’s flu rate has mathematically dropped from 10% (100/1000) to 9.1% (90/990).  Is the company better off?  Of course not!  10 employees have died.  So, in the same manner, Obama’s unemployment rate drops from 7.9% to 7.7%, but only because 540,000 gave up  (died from flu) and therefore not counted anymore.  Is the economy improving?  Again, of course not!   America’s labor force participation rate is the lowest in over 30 years.
The only “new normal” here is that OBAMA KILLS JOBS!

Obama, Biden, and Clinton: A Real Class Act!

President Barack Obama and Vice Presi...

I made a stop on The today and a headline caught my attention.

It seems that in a conversation with Glenn Beck, Charles Woods, the grieving father of one of the former Navy SEALs killed in the spontaneous “man-caused disaster”  at the U.S. mission in Benghazi, Libya stated that our enlightened leader, President Barack Obama, couldn’t even look him in the eyes; and that good old Uncle Joe was very disrespectful during the ceremony when his son’s body returned to America.  Woods also stated that the White House’s story about  the attack simply doesn’t pass the smell test.

Charles Woods, the father of Tyrone Woods, called into “The Glenn Beck Program” on The Blaze TV Thursday and recounted his interactions with the president, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Vice President Joe Biden at the ceremony for the Libya victims at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland.  He told host Glenn Beck that what they told him, coupled with new reports that indicate the Obama administration knew very good and well, almost immediately, that a terrorist attack was occurring in Benghazi, make him certain that the American people are not getting the whole truth.

Vice President Biden, as he has become notoriously famous for, made a wildly inappropriate comment to the father who had just lost his hero son.  Charles Woods said that Joe Biden came over to his family and asked in a “loud and boisterous” voice, “Did your son always have balls the size of cue balls?”  Good old Uncle Joe!

The grieving father also described his brief encounter with President Obama during the ceremony for the Libya victims.

“When he finally came over to where we were, I could tell that he was rather conflicted … like  a person who was not at peace with himself,” Woods said.  “Shaking hands with him, quite frankly, was like shaking hands with a dead fish.  His face was pointed towards me but he would not look me in the eye, his eyes were over my shoulder.”

“I could tell that he was not sorry,” Woods added. “He had no remorse.”

Beck said he wanted to give the president “the benefit of the doubt,” and asked Woods how he could be sure that Obama wasn’t just uncomfortable or nervous during their conversation. Woods replied that it was very evident from Obama’s “demeanor.”

Hillary Clinton’s “comforting words” to Woods raised still more questions about the White House’s cover-up (oops … I mean … official) story on the Benghazi attack, which has been, shall we say …  extremely inconsistent at best.

After apologizing for his loss, Woods said Clinton assured him that the U.S. would “make sure that the person who made that film is arrested and prosecuted.”  Leave it to those liberal democrats to find a handy scapegoat to throw under the bus!!  Well, a, least they aren’t trying to blame ATMs, Monarch Butterflies, or George Bush … least-wise, not yet anyway!

Now … that trio is a real class act.  I think maybe George W. Bush had a pretty apt  phrase for describing the Obama, Biden, and Clinton trio to a “T”  … an axis of evil!